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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Like I said, oh, I'm sorry, my dance is my name.

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I am your ferryman tonight.

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And if you look off to your right, you'll see nothing.

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And if you look off to your left,

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you'll see more nothing.

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Ooh, that nothing's fun.

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Yes, you may enjoy some of the screams of the damned.

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A two-wheeled war machine with this red-haired figure.

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It's Smiler, who's come back up

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and a bigger war machine coming in behind.

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Dense, you notice immediately that it's got the brand

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of Mad Maggie on this larger war machine.

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You took out a couple of her vehicles there

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and a bunch of her people.

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Yeah, you did.

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No. Yeah, you mean the ones

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you told us to target?

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The ones that you got us to target?

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Ah, Patrick, Phil, don't worry what they're saying.

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Yeah, we're new here.

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We're definitely in charge.

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You're gonna listen to this guy?

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He pees without holding his willy.

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Well, we pee without holding our willies too.

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We're Siamese, so sometimes we hold each other's willies

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just to be supportive.

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It's how it goes.

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Well, I mean, you do you,

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but like, can we maybe talk about this?

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No.

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Well, asked and answered, I guess.

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Asked and answered, I mean.

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Before you, you see the land

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or the first layer, abyssal layer of Psoonia.

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Psoon-tite.

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It is a, for what this creature,

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this hideous, vein-popping, grotesque,

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like flesh sloughing off of its face creature is,

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it looks like an immediate sense of panic

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and lets out a call and continues down forwards

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and hits into the boat,

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dispersing the daggers behind it,

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which ripples out your effect,

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and they all begin swarming and bombing your location

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as you're getting close to.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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I'm your dungeon master, Russ More.

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He, Him, also with me today is Carla Maxted.

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She, her, that's me.

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I am playing Lipsinki Pipdingens,

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who is a deep gnome warlock.

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I feel like I just don't say that enough,

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so there it is.

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It's good to know.

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Tom Laird's here.

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He, Him, and I'm playing Flint Firebeard,

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who also goes by He, Him,

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and he is a male mountain dwarf fighter

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of the champion variety.

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And I almost said Anthea, Mastasia, and Amy More.

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Yep, she, her, and why,

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Anthea and I are very intertwined,

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and I will be playing her today.

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Anthea is a high elf druid,

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she, her, pronouns,

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and I will also be playing Nighthunter,

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she, they, who is a Goliath barbarian.

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And Kyle Clasets here.

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Hey, hey, he, him.

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I'm gonna be playing Vorunax, also he, him,

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who is a male green dragonborn,

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although I believe currently I'm actually a red dragonborn

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due to some hellish ichor.

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Yes, you are.

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Yeah, you were a bit splotchy, right?

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You had sort of a new ichor.

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I forgot about you.

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A little bit, yeah.

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Who else got yuckified?

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That'd be Flint, right?

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Oh, that'd be Flint.

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Yeah, and I believe we established

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that so did Smiler,

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and that's why his penis floats,

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is that he touched it, the ichor.

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And now he doesn't have to hold it to pee.

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Got it.

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But we've already moved to a different plane,

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so we don't care about Smiler anymore.

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Smiler's back there getting beat down by Mad Maggie.

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Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

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That's right.

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Yeah.

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Also with us today before we get too into things

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that happened in the last episode, Cicero.

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Hey, hey, he, him, and I am playing Dentz.

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He's a male aracaracarca, that I can't say,

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who is also he, him.

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It's better every time because it's slightly different

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and I love that.

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Yeah, it's always kind of one extra syllable

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than it was last time.

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This is gonna be an enormous name by the time we're done.

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It's a snowflake.

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Love it, thanks for, wait, did I introduce Kyle?

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Yes, I did.

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Yeah, that's how we got onto the ichor talk.

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I just had this brief moment of like,

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oh fuck, I forgot to introduce Kyle.

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He's not here now.

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Okay.

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He's still here.

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He's definitely here.

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Well, thank you for being here.

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We appreciate you all for being here,

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and you too, you listening.

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Thanks for being here.

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Yeah, you.

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Yeah, you.

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Too cool.

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Thank you.

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Yeah.

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If you're listening to us here,

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that could mean that you've listened to us

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for a very long time,

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and maybe you wanna join us over

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at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast

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where, guess what?

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We have another podcast.

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It's true.

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The Adventures of, our friend Tom runs it.

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Because we don't put out enough episodes,

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we give you more episodes.

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Yo dog, I heard you liked episodes.

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So we put an episode inside your episode.

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There's so many episodes.

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That's what we need,

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a podcast inside a podcast,

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playing a game of a game.

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Perfect.

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That's the new goal that we have.

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But when you are a patron,

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you get an episode dedicated to you.

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Like today's patron,

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Yannick Andreas.

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Yannick Andreas.

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Yannick Andreas.

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Yannick Andreas.

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Again, our listeners have amazing names.

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I know.

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Oh, Yannick, thank you for listening.

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That's fun to say,

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and probably looks great too.

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The words and Yannick.

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Yes.

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Both.

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Andreas, that's such a strong like.

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Yeah.

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He's a 10, no but.

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All but.

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All but.

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A 10 out of 10 but.

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Sorry they're talking about your but.

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I think we need to stop sexually harassing the patrons

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or do we?

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I don't know.

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Sorry about that.

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Let us know on Discord.

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More, less, we'll do like whatever you want.

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Unlike the last one where you doubled it up,

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Carla, maybe take this one out.

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I don't know.

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We'll see how it sounds.

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Okay.

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If it sounds too much.

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But after you've joined us,

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at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast,

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uh, fuck again.

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I know.

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Fuck it, let's play.

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Twice in a, this is how we do it now.

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Russ, set something up that doesn't lead

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into the next part of a sentence.

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What a half sentence is going on over here.

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There is an echoing cacophony of sound around you.

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Specifically, Thea and Flint and Vorunax and Dent and Grant.

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Who else did I say?

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Lipsynchee's not there.

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Night Hunter.

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Night Hunter also not there.

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The two of them are not there.

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You, the rest of you are overlooking this coliseum

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and you see the two of them,

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and you see the two of them tied to this altar of sorts.

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And there's chanting all around.

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Dent and Vorunax, you recognize it as Infernal,

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even though you spent some time in and around the area.

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I'm sorry, Vorunax doesn't know Infernal?

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He doesn't, he said he doesn't.

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Hilarious.

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Where you just move there

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and never bother to learn the language.

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Well, that's a different language, isn't it?

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Yeah, that's interesting.

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Cause I also speak, like, yeah, we got Abyssal,

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it's different.

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Infernal and Abyssal.

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Oh, it's a different category of hell.

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This is first layer Abyssal,

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so you know there's crossing of, you know, Infernal.

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It's like a real dialect thing.

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I mean, the whole debate began from a misunderstanding.

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And probably there's some words that are the same.

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Like we can probably pick up a few things, you know?

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It's gotta come from the Abyssal region of Avernus.

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That's right, technically.

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Yes.

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Nobody knows what the chanting is.

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You see,

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you see this figure enter this arena

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and it is this muscular humanoid body

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with like the, it never skips leg day,

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these big black and red wings on its back,

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this huge long sword.

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And he's got like this, like part bird, part dog face

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and this long wispy hair.

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It's like Fabio, but Brunette is what it is.

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And you're all waiting to see what's happening

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for a brief moment and Grants is from behind says,

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well, it doesn't sound like it's gonna be good.

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So we're tied up like in the center of the-

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Yeah, we cut down to Lipsinki and Nighthunter

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and they are-

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Are we on two separate altars?

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We cut ahead, are we feet to feet?

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How do you wanna be?

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They gave you that.

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I'd like us to be able to chat.

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So if we could be on the same altar,

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you're back to back, tied to each other.

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Oh, just sitting on the-

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Sitting on the altar. Classic.

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Yeah, it's as they do in Indiana Jones.

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Well, sure, yeah.

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Lipsinki. Yeah.

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Is it okay if I break your body

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as I escape these ropes?

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I will get us all free,

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but I will require to pull very hard.

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Well- And you are so small.

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This is the thing I've got two thoughts.

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Number one, I'm very small.

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Can you just not like backpack me around

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because I'm like a quarter your size or something?

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Absolutely, but- And then I could maybe do

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some spin kicks or cast spells behind you.

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I mean, I guess they've got our legs

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kinda tied down too, but- You need to get these ropes off.

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If I pull very hard, I will break your bones.

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How many do you need?

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Second point, did you, can you see that guy

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or that them?

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Because- I was trying not to look at

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very, all the muscles.

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I mean- No, sure, that's very-

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I know we're sort of probably in mortal danger

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right now, but you might wanna,

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I don't know, just take a gander over there

271
00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:02,519
because- You know, I am hiply married,

272
00:10:03,439 --> 00:10:04,559
but- I mean, you're not dead.

273
00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:07,600
Boy has thighs, right?

274
00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,360
But also, please don't break my body.

275
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,120
I'm sure we can figure something else out.

276
00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,240
Oh, oh, oh, okay.

277
00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,679
They raise their arm and it's a loud cheer

278
00:10:14,679 --> 00:10:15,960
among the stadium.

279
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,120
We cut back up to the other group.

280
00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,480
It sounds like they're gonna sacrifice them.

281
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,480
Did you catch that?

282
00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,639
Yes, we gathered that, Grant says.

283
00:10:26,639 --> 00:10:28,519
What seems to be, Russ,

284
00:10:28,519 --> 00:10:29,759
what seems to be the easiest way

285
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,519
of getting to where they are?

286
00:10:33,439 --> 00:10:35,399
Down through the crowd.

287
00:10:35,399 --> 00:10:36,439
And how big is it?

288
00:10:36,439 --> 00:10:39,039
Like, I'm picturing the roaming Coliseum.

289
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,960
I'm picturing the scene in Gladiator

290
00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,079
where he gives the like-

291
00:10:43,079 --> 00:10:45,000
Yeah. Sure, yeah.

292
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,279
Are they in a boat at the top of the Coliseum?

293
00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:49,159
No, we've disembarked the boat.

294
00:10:49,159 --> 00:10:50,319
We're in the Coliseum. Great question.

295
00:10:50,319 --> 00:10:51,559
I didn't know.

296
00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:53,879
I just thought they were in a boat and we were-

297
00:10:53,879 --> 00:10:55,519
We left it being dive bombed

298
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by those giant scary bird things.

299
00:10:58,559 --> 00:10:59,879
Things happen. Things happen.

300
00:10:59,879 --> 00:11:02,159
You go through the portal and the boat's gone.

301
00:11:02,719 --> 00:11:04,959
We were in action. We've cut ahead.

302
00:11:04,959 --> 00:11:07,000
We can fill in the gaps on how we got there,

303
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,439
how you two specifically high-level,

304
00:11:09,439 --> 00:11:13,360
big-muscled, you know, very scary people

305
00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,839
got captured by all these birds.

306
00:11:16,839 --> 00:11:19,360
I'd like to clarify, I have no muscles.

307
00:11:19,360 --> 00:11:20,759
I'm very small.

308
00:11:20,759 --> 00:11:22,600
Well, you got big spells, though.

309
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:26,679
I have a deep seeded fear of birds.

310
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That's right.

311
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,159
A bit.

312
00:11:29,159 --> 00:11:30,759
How far away is this, uh,

313
00:11:30,759 --> 00:11:32,120
Sacrificer person?

314
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Uh, 120 feet.

315
00:11:34,919 --> 00:11:36,240
Good to know.

316
00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,199
Uh, did you want to know

317
00:11:37,199 --> 00:11:39,039
what they're going to do to them?

318
00:11:39,039 --> 00:11:41,079
Uh, no, I am going to-

319
00:11:41,079 --> 00:11:43,639
Something about tongue plucked raw.

320
00:11:43,639 --> 00:11:44,480
I'm going to tell you-

321
00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:45,319
Wait, hold on a second.

322
00:11:45,319 --> 00:11:46,399
How do you know?

323
00:11:46,399 --> 00:11:48,840
Well, because I can speak their language.

324
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,840
Is this like the time that you said

325
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,399
that you could read the menu

326
00:11:53,399 --> 00:11:55,439
when we were at that Dwarven establishment

327
00:11:55,439 --> 00:11:57,279
and you couldn't?

328
00:11:57,319 --> 00:11:58,919
We still got good food, didn't we?

329
00:11:58,919 --> 00:11:59,759
No, we did.

330
00:11:59,759 --> 00:12:00,759
You did.

331
00:12:00,759 --> 00:12:01,959
The rest of us did not.

332
00:12:01,959 --> 00:12:03,360
Well, that's luck of the draw.

333
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,120
But no, this I studied,

334
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:08,679
well, at the library.

335
00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:10,600
I studied Infernal.

336
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:14,879
It's like Infernal a day speaks the devil away,

337
00:12:14,879 --> 00:12:16,439
is what the book was called.

338
00:12:17,879 --> 00:12:18,720
Yeah.

339
00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:21,439
I'd read the shit out of that.

340
00:12:21,439 --> 00:12:23,319
Well, then it sounds like we should stop that

341
00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:25,720
and I'm going to start

342
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,040
bashing down there.

343
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:30,000
I think his name is Pazuzu, if that helps.

344
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,879
Well, that's a funny name.

345
00:12:30,879 --> 00:12:32,440
What are they going to do to our friends down there?

346
00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,560
Oh, you want to hear now?

347
00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:34,840
Yeah, I would, yeah.

348
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,160
Well, pause for a moment.

349
00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,200
Let's hear a story.

350
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,720
No, okay, say it fast.

351
00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:42,480
Tongue plucked raw from gaping maw.

352
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:43,560
It's got a pace to it.

353
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,120
You've got to absorb it.

354
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:45,960
It's a whole cadence thing.

355
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:49,240
Blood and vein let fall like rain.

356
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,240
Yup, that's going to be bad.

357
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:55,480
Behold these eyes, your bloody prize.

358
00:12:55,519 --> 00:12:59,039
And now the fall from vaulted hall.

359
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,879
Fall hall, like a good rhyming scheme.

360
00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:01,720
Okay, we don't need the commentary.

361
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,920
These bones, this flesh consume it all.

362
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:10,920
Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu.

363
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,639
That was fucking awful.

364
00:13:13,639 --> 00:13:16,039
Felt like there could be something

365
00:13:16,039 --> 00:13:17,879
referencing lacerated skies.

366
00:13:17,879 --> 00:13:20,560
Oh, that would have been good, too.

367
00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:22,480
Maybe if we get the writer of it,

368
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,000
we could get them to tweak it a little bit.

369
00:13:25,039 --> 00:13:26,759
Well, I don't want our friends

370
00:13:26,759 --> 00:13:28,759
to have their eyes plucked out

371
00:13:28,759 --> 00:13:31,320
and their tongue ripped from their mouth, so.

372
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:32,159
Same.

373
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:33,000
Yeah, that sounds good.

374
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,399
Let's go, because we're going to need

375
00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,919
all hands on deck for this whole thing to work,

376
00:13:36,919 --> 00:13:37,759
so this is.

377
00:13:37,759 --> 00:13:39,200
Oh, all hands on deck.

378
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,919
Let's huddle up.

379
00:13:40,919 --> 00:13:43,639
And he, and Dents puts his hand

380
00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:46,120
in the middle for everyone to.

381
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,159
Grancis is in there.

382
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,679
Fia's trying really hard not to look shocked.

383
00:13:49,679 --> 00:13:52,440
Like she totally remembered Dents was here

384
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:57,440
and was like, you wanna, are you sure you wanna come?

385
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,800
Dents has been in, he was telling me a story

386
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,480
about how he ended up on the River Styx.

387
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:03,840
Weren't you listening?

388
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:06,440
Well, now I need to get my boat.

389
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,880
Okay, no, yeah, totally.

390
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,400
And I gotta, I gotta finish my thing.

391
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,840
Three, two, one, go.

392
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,640
So, yeah, so we've got,

393
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,920
how many people are up here?

394
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:17,760
Seven.

395
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,480
Five.

396
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,300
Yeah.

397
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:25,300
So, then Dents casts heroism at the fourth level.

398
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,740
Dents is in it, and I love it.

399
00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:31,300
On everyone when they huddle up.

400
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,300
We just feel like we can fucking do it now?

401
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,300
We're gonna go down there.

402
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:37,420
Yeah, so they are all,

403
00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:40,500
they get an additional four temporary hit points.

404
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,340
Oh.

405
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:44,220
And they are all immune to being frightened.

406
00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:45,060
Hell yeah.

407
00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:46,460
Relevant.

408
00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:49,380
And yeah, that's it.

409
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:50,939
Nice.

410
00:14:51,939 --> 00:14:53,179
I can never die.

411
00:14:53,179 --> 00:14:54,179
No, that, no.

412
00:14:54,179 --> 00:14:55,019
Yes.

413
00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:58,159
So, there's a lot of things in this room.

414
00:14:58,159 --> 00:14:59,899
Do we want a popcorn initiative

415
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,659
or do we want a roll initiative?

416
00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:02,500
Do we roll initiative?

417
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,379
We forgot a couple of people last time,

418
00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:08,340
and they didn't flow as well as we could have.

419
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:11,860
Okay, ice cream dice, I'm giving you another chance.

420
00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:12,700
Nine.

421
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:13,779
That's a 14.

422
00:15:14,899 --> 00:15:15,899
11.

423
00:15:15,899 --> 00:15:16,740
Nine.

424
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:18,700
So, this is 13 for,

425
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:22,379
are we gonna be dead before any of us get a turn?

426
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,900
Yeah, roll Night Hunter in,

427
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,980
like you won't have your, it was.

428
00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:30,500
Choose a 13 and then 11 for the, yeah.

429
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,660
So, you're a what's gonna trigger initiative.

430
00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:37,660
So, Vorunax, you're basically,

431
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:39,700
take it you're first to kinda rush down there

432
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:40,540
as was previously said, what do you do?

433
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,940
He didn't want to listen to anything.

434
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,460
He wanted to just fucking go.

435
00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:46,940
He was like, no, don't care about the poem, bye.

436
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:49,420
Well, let's think he's in trouble, so.

437
00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:52,340
Gotta get down there, or just dash.

438
00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:53,500
That's about all I can do,

439
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,780
considering that's my movement in action.

440
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,140
Okay.

441
00:15:57,140 --> 00:15:59,620
Going down the crowd like, excuse me, pardon me.

442
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,220
I was just saying the exact same thing.

443
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:04,140
Oh, sorry, should I go backwards or, okay.

444
00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:06,100
What's better, crotch to crotch or butt to crotch?

445
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:06,920
I don't know.

446
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,020
Pushing past a hot dog and popcorn vendor,

447
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,980
it goes flying into the stadium.

448
00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:13,220
Oh, I know what I can do.

449
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:14,780
On top of that, I can use a bonus action

450
00:16:15,259 --> 00:16:17,579
to cast Shield of Faith on Lipsinki,

451
00:16:17,579 --> 00:16:20,500
giving her a plus two on AC.

452
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:23,059
Great, so that, you charge down there,

453
00:16:23,059 --> 00:16:28,059
all of these bird-legged winged creatures look to you

454
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:32,259
and the chanting slows, doesn't stop immediately,

455
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,699
but slows and kinda waves out around

456
00:16:34,699 --> 00:16:39,299
as this main figure who you can presume is Pazuzu

457
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,740
down at the bottom looks up

458
00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:42,860
and just kind of smirks at you

459
00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:46,019
and takes a few big wingbeats

460
00:16:46,019 --> 00:16:48,820
and begins moving towards you

461
00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:53,820
and is going to try and swing his giant long sword at you

462
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:58,659
for a 24.

463
00:16:58,659 --> 00:16:59,899
That will hit.

464
00:16:59,899 --> 00:17:04,900
All righty then, you are going to take.

465
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:07,819
Is this the first time Farnox has been hit by a weapon?

466
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:08,819
I almost think so.

467
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,460
Yeah, by Ace Ventura.

468
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:11,980
Righty then.

469
00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:22,220
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470
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472
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475
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476
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490
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492
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493
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500
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502
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,820
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503
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504
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506
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509
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,900
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510
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:52,060
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511
00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:52,980
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512
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:55,180
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513
00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:57,420
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514
00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:58,260
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515
00:18:58,260 --> 00:18:59,580
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516
00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:00,420
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517
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:01,860
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518
00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:03,140
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519
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:05,740
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520
00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:07,020
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521
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:07,860
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522
00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:09,180
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523
00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:12,020
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524
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:15,420
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525
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:16,540
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526
00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:18,900
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527
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528
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529
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530
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531
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532
00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:30,180
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542
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:51,819
Go listen.

543
00:19:51,819 --> 00:19:53,139
Go listen. It's fun.

544
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:56,580
You're going to take 42 slashing damage.

545
00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:57,420
Shit, son.

546
00:19:57,420 --> 00:20:00,420
And 10 necrotic damage.

547
00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:02,700
It's 52 total.

548
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:03,540
Cool.

549
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:06,020
I'm going to use my reaction and do a hellish rebuke

550
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,500
at a fifth level.

551
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,340
Okay.

552
00:20:10,380 --> 00:20:12,580
I need a deck save 20.

553
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:13,420
Okay.

554
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,540
I'm going to use my reaction and do a hellish rebuke

555
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:18,860
at a fifth level.

556
00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:19,700
Okay.

557
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:22,500
I need a deck save 20.

558
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,579
Uh, 19.

559
00:20:24,579 --> 00:20:26,220
That's 30 fire damage.

560
00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:27,059
Oh, yes.

561
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:27,900
Probably not too effective,

562
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:29,420
but something's better than nothing.

563
00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:31,500
You know, that's good.

564
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,339
I don't know, man.

565
00:20:32,339 --> 00:20:33,220
He's not wearing many clothes.

566
00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:35,819
Strikes into you and is right in front of you.

567
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:36,940
Like on the backswing,

568
00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:39,460
as he's encircled in these flames,

569
00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:43,259
you see his skin blistering underneath it

570
00:20:43,259 --> 00:20:45,259
and takes a few wingbeats back

571
00:20:45,259 --> 00:20:47,299
and extinguishes the fire

572
00:20:47,299 --> 00:20:49,740
and is like 30 feet above

573
00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:52,220
in the center of this chamber now.

574
00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:53,860
It is your turn, Vorunax.

575
00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:55,900
Well, if the fire seemed to be effective,

576
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,860
then I am going to cast Fireball

577
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:01,980
at a fifth level.

578
00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:02,819
Sweet.

579
00:21:02,819 --> 00:21:03,660
Love a good Fireball.

580
00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:05,779
It's been a while since I've played Fireball.

581
00:21:05,779 --> 00:21:08,740
So another deck save of 20.

582
00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:11,539
Okay, let's see if we can beat it.

583
00:21:11,539 --> 00:21:13,500
That's 22.

584
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,140
22. Okay.

585
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:19,180
So half damage instead on 10d6.

586
00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:21,420
So 12 damage.

587
00:21:22,259 --> 00:21:24,500
His Fireball erupts.

588
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:28,300
What's the range or the damage?

589
00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:29,380
It's a 20 foot radius.

590
00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:31,019
Okay, so yeah, he's up in the middle of the air

591
00:21:31,019 --> 00:21:33,820
so wouldn't catch any bystanders,

592
00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:38,820
but like Wing Singed is going to fall to the ground

593
00:21:39,060 --> 00:21:40,620
and not be able to catch himself.

594
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:43,940
He's going to take some bludgeoning damage for that.

595
00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:48,940
Another 10 as he hits the ground with a thud

596
00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:50,940
and scrambles back up to his feet.

597
00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:52,140
Anything else you can do?

598
00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:55,740
I can move up 30 feet and be right up in his face.

599
00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:56,820
You do that.

600
00:21:56,820 --> 00:21:59,100
You're within melee of him.

601
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:02,180
Night Hunter is first.

602
00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:05,019
I would like to try to get out of these ropes

603
00:22:05,019 --> 00:22:08,220
without breaking Lipsinki's body.

604
00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:09,059
Okay.

605
00:22:10,140 --> 00:22:14,779
So I guess I'm going to try to,

606
00:22:14,779 --> 00:22:15,620
I don't know,

607
00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:19,539
snap the ropes with my big muscles.

608
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:20,380
Okay.

609
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:22,580
Make a strength check.

610
00:22:22,580 --> 00:22:23,900
Yep.

611
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:25,980
You're just trying to like fLex so hard.

612
00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:28,780
I'm trying to fLex so hard that they start to like break

613
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,300
or at least loosen, you know, when you tie a knot

614
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:34,260
but then you pull it from the loop area

615
00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:36,140
and there's still a little bit of give there.

616
00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:37,420
Maybe someone did a shitty job.

617
00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:38,260
18.

618
00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:40,340
So is your goal to break them or loosen?

619
00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:41,180
Loosen them.

620
00:22:41,180 --> 00:22:44,620
Okay, then yeah, you fLex your muscles.

621
00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:49,620
They stretch out Lipsinki on your turn.

622
00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:54,220
With this adjustment, you feel the ability

623
00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:56,860
to like wriggle yourself free

624
00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:58,500
with Night Hunter's assistance.

625
00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:02,060
Do you think you could get out?

626
00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:03,100
Oh, I think so.

627
00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:04,220
I'm pretty slight.

628
00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:07,060
So I think, I think so.

629
00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:10,420
We'll say that's happening kind of in tandem

630
00:23:10,420 --> 00:23:12,460
as Thea takes her turn.

631
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:13,660
Okay.

632
00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:17,700
You see as Pazuzu in the center now

633
00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:22,740
rushed by Vorunax, it takes these couple of huge hits.

634
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,340
The rest of the crowd is stirring

635
00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:29,779
and some taking flight, some looking,

636
00:23:29,779 --> 00:23:31,900
turning back up towards you and your crew,

637
00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:35,259
some turning and looking towards Vorunax

638
00:23:35,259 --> 00:23:40,100
and the sacrificial lambs in the center, so to speak.

639
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:42,420
Mm-hmm, okay.

640
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,940
Why the things I want to do, I have to touch people.

641
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:46,900
As you're-

642
00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:47,940
Fuck touching people.

643
00:23:47,940 --> 00:23:51,180
You're, yeah, you're just like being up close and personal.

644
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,860
It's just up close and personal.

645
00:23:52,860 --> 00:23:57,420
Okay, well, I mean, Flaming Sphere looks pretty good.

646
00:23:57,420 --> 00:24:00,380
So she's gonna send one over.

647
00:24:00,380 --> 00:24:04,420
So as she's running down the stands-

648
00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:05,900
Yeah, you push past the hot dog

649
00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:06,740
and popcorn guy who's picked up his stuff.

650
00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:09,299
That's right, again, who just stood up.

651
00:24:09,299 --> 00:24:11,140
Aw, man!

652
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:13,340
And she is going to send out

653
00:24:13,339 --> 00:24:16,699
a five foot in diameter sphere.

654
00:24:17,779 --> 00:24:21,699
It's a little purpley fire at Pazuzu.

655
00:24:21,699 --> 00:24:23,099
Deck save for my part.

656
00:24:23,099 --> 00:24:24,099
Yeah, go ahead.

657
00:24:24,099 --> 00:24:25,579
Three. It's a 10.

658
00:24:25,579 --> 00:24:26,699
That's not good enough.

659
00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:29,659
20 fire damage.

660
00:24:29,659 --> 00:24:33,339
So, yeah, it comes over top of Vorunax's head

661
00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:37,179
and crashes down into Pazuzu who's blasted back,

662
00:24:37,179 --> 00:24:40,619
scrambling on the ground, reaching for his weapon.

663
00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:43,900
Anything else you can or would like to do?

664
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:44,980
Yeah, sure.

665
00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:50,460
I stop and I ground myself

666
00:24:50,460 --> 00:24:54,980
and I take out my long bow and I shoot an air at him

667
00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:56,740
because like, why the fuck not?

668
00:24:56,740 --> 00:24:57,580
Why the fuck not?

669
00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:58,420
It's a magical world.

670
00:24:58,420 --> 00:24:59,380
Because why the fuck not?

671
00:24:59,380 --> 00:25:01,060
Why the fuck not?

672
00:25:01,060 --> 00:25:02,380
No, I say why the fuck not.

673
00:25:02,380 --> 00:25:03,220
I say it loud.

674
00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:06,540
21.

675
00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:08,060
21 to hit?

676
00:25:08,060 --> 00:25:08,900
Yes.

677
00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:11,140
Yes, I think.

678
00:25:11,140 --> 00:25:11,980
Yes?

679
00:25:11,980 --> 00:25:12,820
Yeah.

680
00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:13,780
Okay, all right.

681
00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:14,620
Are you sure?

682
00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:15,460
No.

683
00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:16,300
You wanna hit him?

684
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:17,140
Yeah.

685
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:17,980
Hit him.

686
00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:19,220
It's only for five.

687
00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:20,940
But I hope it stings.

688
00:25:20,940 --> 00:25:21,780
Yeah.

689
00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:22,620
Yeah, it's like a paper cut.

690
00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:23,460
I'm sure it will.

691
00:25:23,460 --> 00:25:26,140
It hurts really bad, but not really a lot of damage.

692
00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:26,980
Yeah.

693
00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:29,740
The damage is high.

694
00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:30,580
That's right.

695
00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:31,940
Yes, it is.

696
00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:33,820
Come into my house.

697
00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:35,259
Give me a paper cut.

698
00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:37,060
I do it again.

699
00:25:37,059 --> 00:25:40,259
Okay, Lipsinki, you're wriggling free.

700
00:25:40,259 --> 00:25:41,779
I am, and it's the perfect time

701
00:25:41,779 --> 00:25:44,619
if he has experienced a little bit of psychic damage

702
00:25:44,619 --> 00:25:46,379
because what I would like to do

703
00:25:46,379 --> 00:25:48,899
is a spell I like to call Bad Vibes,

704
00:25:48,899 --> 00:25:52,339
but is actually called Negative Energy Flood.

705
00:25:52,339 --> 00:25:53,619
I love Bad Vibes better.

706
00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:54,460
Bad Vibes better.

707
00:25:54,460 --> 00:25:55,779
Bad Vibes is good.

708
00:25:55,779 --> 00:25:57,579
Get wizards on the horn.

709
00:25:57,579 --> 00:26:00,659
I just wanna really send some bad vibes at him.

710
00:26:01,859 --> 00:26:04,500
So I'm gonna send ribbons of negative energy

711
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,339
at this mofo.

712
00:26:07,460 --> 00:26:09,259
He needs to make a con save.

713
00:26:09,259 --> 00:26:11,059
Is he undead?

714
00:26:11,059 --> 00:26:11,899
Negative, not undead.

715
00:26:11,899 --> 00:26:14,259
Great, he needs to make a con save.

716
00:26:14,259 --> 00:26:17,099
How does seven work?

717
00:26:17,099 --> 00:26:18,500
It does not.

718
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,220
Ooh, man, he gets some bad vibes.

719
00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:22,819
That paper cut really got in his kitchen,

720
00:26:22,819 --> 00:26:24,179
and now I'm coming in.

721
00:26:24,179 --> 00:26:25,379
Right, shook.

722
00:26:25,379 --> 00:26:30,379
And he is going to take 5d12 necrotic damage,

723
00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:33,899
and...

724
00:26:35,740 --> 00:26:36,779
5d12?

725
00:26:37,539 --> 00:26:38,379
That's good d12s.

726
00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:40,500
Most folks don't ever get to roll a d12 in their life.

727
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,740
I was gonna say, it's rare you get to roll one.

728
00:26:42,740 --> 00:26:43,579
Right.

729
00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:47,379
That is 34.

730
00:26:47,379 --> 00:26:48,460
Oh, fuck yeah, it is.

731
00:26:48,460 --> 00:26:50,500
Sorry, what type of psychic damage?

732
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:53,059
That is necrotic damage.

733
00:26:53,059 --> 00:26:53,899
And also, it like...

734
00:26:53,899 --> 00:26:55,420
We take all of that necrotic damage?

735
00:26:55,420 --> 00:26:56,460
I can't tell you that.

736
00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:59,500
He finds it just dispiriting.

737
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,899
He's like, what am I even doing here?

738
00:27:00,899 --> 00:27:03,700
I don't even really like doing this anymore.

739
00:27:04,899 --> 00:27:05,740
I'd rather just be at home.

740
00:27:05,779 --> 00:27:07,700
Just trying all of his life choices.

741
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:09,380
This place used to be so fun,

742
00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:11,220
but now the bad vibes are setting in.

743
00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:13,980
It's just the vibes in this place are just wrong.

744
00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:17,539
Was all set to make some sacrifices, brah, and like...

745
00:27:17,539 --> 00:27:21,700
Does he look drained of energy and life?

746
00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:26,539
Well, I mean, considering he's taken over 100 damage

747
00:27:26,539 --> 00:27:30,259
in less than three seconds, he's not looking great.

748
00:27:30,259 --> 00:27:33,019
No, I mean, specifically from that spell.

749
00:27:33,019 --> 00:27:34,819
You know, he is paying attention.

750
00:27:34,859 --> 00:27:36,059
Sure, yeah, no, he's...

751
00:27:36,059 --> 00:27:38,980
She saw the fire seem to work, so she took the fire.

752
00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:41,740
Now she's looking very closely at what Lipsinki's doing.

753
00:27:41,740 --> 00:27:45,299
Yeah, he's looking not real...

754
00:27:45,299 --> 00:27:49,179
He's looking not real up on everything, but he's pissed.

755
00:27:49,179 --> 00:27:53,419
And he screams up into the air, which riles everybody.

756
00:27:54,819 --> 00:27:58,500
For my movement, can I like wiggle free?

757
00:27:58,500 --> 00:27:59,339
Yes.

758
00:27:59,339 --> 00:28:01,539
And then maybe start working on...

759
00:28:01,539 --> 00:28:02,899
I guess once I wiggle free,

760
00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:05,300
then Night Hunter can also wiggle free.

761
00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:06,259
There would be movement.

762
00:28:06,259 --> 00:28:08,580
So yeah, we'll say that while the next few turns

763
00:28:08,580 --> 00:28:12,220
are happening, you're getting yourselves out of this rope.

764
00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:13,940
Somehow I turn around and I'm like,

765
00:28:13,940 --> 00:28:15,500
my face is over her shoulder,

766
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:18,420
and I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm figuring it out.

767
00:28:18,420 --> 00:28:20,340
You're doing good job, this is fine.

768
00:28:20,340 --> 00:28:22,820
Now, Lipsinki and Flint, you rolled the same thing,

769
00:28:22,820 --> 00:28:25,060
so we'll say this is kind of happening at the same time.

770
00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:27,580
Flint, it is your turn.

771
00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:30,340
All right, how close am I to this?

772
00:28:30,340 --> 00:28:32,180
Picturing you still up at the top.

773
00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:36,220
I think I said 120 feet from top to bottom.

774
00:28:36,220 --> 00:28:37,380
All right, in that case,

775
00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:42,220
I will move my glorious 25 feet.

776
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,100
Got those little legs.

777
00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:48,380
And then I will double it by adding in some hustle.

778
00:28:48,380 --> 00:28:50,940
Again, knocking the popcorn guy,

779
00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:54,620
because three times is comedy gold in threes, right?

780
00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:55,900
Right, gotta have it in threes.

781
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:58,940
Yeah, so we're gonna put in some sort of

782
00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:00,180
Wilhelm scream.

783
00:29:02,420 --> 00:29:05,100
Every time everybody dashes past this,

784
00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:07,140
this poor, poor individual,

785
00:29:07,140 --> 00:29:09,539
who was just working this on the weekends,

786
00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:10,380
just to make it-

787
00:29:10,380 --> 00:29:11,340
Trying to put his kids through college.

788
00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:12,180
Yep.

789
00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:16,180
Anything you wanna throw or do?

790
00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:17,580
Well, I mean, if you're giving me the option

791
00:29:17,580 --> 00:29:19,539
of throwing my thrower, I could,

792
00:29:19,539 --> 00:29:21,660
but I don't know, it feels like probably

793
00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:23,900
just the dash action should be where I stop.

794
00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:26,019
All right, you stop at your dash action then.

795
00:29:26,019 --> 00:29:27,820
Dents, you're back up top.

796
00:29:29,779 --> 00:29:33,340
Okay, so everyone has made their way

797
00:29:33,340 --> 00:29:37,539
towards the center of the arena?

798
00:29:37,539 --> 00:29:40,299
Yes, you and Grancis are the sole individuals

799
00:29:40,299 --> 00:29:41,140
up at the top.

800
00:29:41,140 --> 00:29:43,740
Grancis, an old, frail man

801
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,620
that nobody seems to like in this group.

802
00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:46,460
You've picked up on that.

803
00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:47,620
Your insight's so good.

804
00:29:48,580 --> 00:29:49,660
Right, yes.

805
00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:55,860
Yeah, so Dents is going to,

806
00:29:56,860 --> 00:30:00,100
how close is the center of the arena?

807
00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:01,100
120 feet.

808
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:05,260
120 feet away from where I am currently.

809
00:30:05,260 --> 00:30:08,060
Dents is going to,

810
00:30:09,180 --> 00:30:13,940
he's gonna use his movement of 25 feet to get closer,

811
00:30:13,940 --> 00:30:18,220
and then he's gonna cast a fairy fire,

812
00:30:19,580 --> 00:30:23,180
which now he casts towards,

813
00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:28,060
towards the arena where the,

814
00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:31,259
where all of our friends are

815
00:30:31,259 --> 00:30:34,860
and this big, huge monster thing,

816
00:30:34,860 --> 00:30:39,580
and fairy fire will give, will paint

817
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:46,060
all the objects in that area green,

818
00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:51,060
and the kind of, it gives them a green outline,

819
00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:57,059
and the monster now has to make a dex saving throw.

820
00:30:59,579 --> 00:31:01,419
Okay. 18.

821
00:31:01,419 --> 00:31:03,139
Oh, that's a 17.

822
00:31:06,139 --> 00:31:10,859
The monster is now highlighted in red,

823
00:31:10,859 --> 00:31:13,579
and any attack rolls against it

824
00:31:13,579 --> 00:31:16,740
will now have advantage for the attacker,

825
00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:20,220
and the affected creature cannot benefit

826
00:31:20,220 --> 00:31:21,620
from being invisible.

827
00:31:21,620 --> 00:31:22,460
Perfect.

828
00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:23,660
That was his next move.

829
00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:25,140
You foiled me.

830
00:31:28,380 --> 00:31:30,259
Oh, and you're doing some acrobatics too.

831
00:31:30,259 --> 00:31:31,579
What's his name, Vuvuzela?

832
00:31:31,579 --> 00:31:33,140
What's his name again?

833
00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:33,980
Pazuzu.

834
00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:34,900
Vuvuzela.

835
00:31:34,900 --> 00:31:36,220
Vuvuzela, yeah.

836
00:31:36,220 --> 00:31:39,500
That's all we hear is the Vuvuzelas around.

837
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,100
Can you just pipe that into the background?

838
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:42,539
Yeah, 100%.

839
00:31:42,539 --> 00:31:44,420
All the sounds that I previously described

840
00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:46,420
are just Vuvuzela, and Grancis can scream Vuvuzela.

841
00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:48,100
I don't know what a Vuvuzela is.

842
00:31:48,100 --> 00:31:50,260
Is it from Seussical the Musical?

843
00:31:50,260 --> 00:31:52,940
No, it's like the trumpet sound from...

844
00:31:52,940 --> 00:31:55,300
Yeah, they did the World Cup in South Africa

845
00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:57,020
a bunch of years ago, and it was the noise

846
00:31:57,020 --> 00:31:59,180
that was in the crowd the entire time.

847
00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:00,580
And then they sort of took over the world

848
00:32:00,580 --> 00:32:02,340
for like a month.

849
00:32:02,340 --> 00:32:04,260
But anyway, now I really don't know.

850
00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:06,060
Papusa, what'd you say his name is?

851
00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:06,900
Pazuzu.

852
00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:07,740
Pazuzu.

853
00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:08,940
Pazuzu.

854
00:32:08,940 --> 00:32:09,780
Pazuzu.

855
00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:15,740
He's very intimidating, but the name is not so much.

856
00:32:15,819 --> 00:32:18,700
Yeah, no, I mean, it's a name that...

857
00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:20,500
It's like a boy named Sue kind of thing.

858
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:22,019
Yeah, exactly.

859
00:32:22,019 --> 00:32:22,859
Pazuzu.

860
00:32:22,859 --> 00:32:25,380
Grancis was busy reading through his book

861
00:32:25,380 --> 00:32:27,460
trying to find something cool to do.

862
00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:30,299
Somebody roll me a D20.

863
00:32:32,579 --> 00:32:33,420
No.

864
00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:36,259
Seven.

865
00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:40,420
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

866
00:32:40,420 --> 00:32:41,500
Ooh, okay.

867
00:32:42,980 --> 00:32:43,980
Ah, no, yeah.

868
00:32:44,019 --> 00:32:45,819
I read that the casting time is 10 minutes.

869
00:32:45,819 --> 00:32:47,059
I was like, no, that's not gonna happen,

870
00:32:47,059 --> 00:32:49,339
but it was the duration that was 10 minutes.

871
00:32:49,339 --> 00:32:50,700
I mean, that would be something

872
00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:53,220
that Grancis would do, be like, I need 10.

873
00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:54,059
Okay.

874
00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:54,900
Keep him busy.

875
00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:56,420
I got a good one here.

876
00:32:56,420 --> 00:33:01,420
He, well, and then you had the steel.

877
00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:06,420
You got any, Dentz, you got any steel on you?

878
00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:09,779
Yeah, well.

879
00:33:10,819 --> 00:33:12,099
That spoon will do.

880
00:33:12,099 --> 00:33:13,380
Yeah, yeah, thanks.

881
00:33:13,420 --> 00:33:14,260
Tosses in the spoon.

882
00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:16,540
I'm just gonna, yeah, I'm gonna wish that.

883
00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:19,620
Oh, it's gonna, bow!

884
00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:22,620
Okay.

885
00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:26,020
Oh, oh, I'm invulnerable now.

886
00:33:29,060 --> 00:33:30,700
It's good for Grancis to be able to do that.

887
00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:31,900
Good, I mean, he's still the only one

888
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:33,020
just off at the top. Good for him.

889
00:33:33,020 --> 00:33:34,580
Not in the mix at all.

890
00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:37,700
No, he should be invulnerable.

891
00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:39,780
I thought this was a bigger effect.

892
00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:40,980
Neat.

893
00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:42,060
He kind of flicks Dentz.

894
00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:43,060
Did you feel that?

895
00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:44,900
That kind of hurt?

896
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:46,980
Yeah, I thought you were supposed

897
00:33:46,980 --> 00:33:47,820
to be fighting those guys.

898
00:33:47,820 --> 00:33:49,220
Oh, no, I don't fight.

899
00:33:49,220 --> 00:33:51,380
I sit on the sidelines and read my book

900
00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:53,860
and try and figure out something real cool to do.

901
00:33:53,860 --> 00:33:56,420
I thought that was gonna be for everybody.

902
00:33:56,420 --> 00:33:59,300
Like, make everybody invulnerable

903
00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:00,860
so they can't take damage.

904
00:34:00,860 --> 00:34:03,620
But instead, I just made me invulnerable,

905
00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:04,980
which is super helpful.

906
00:34:04,980 --> 00:34:06,620
Right, Thea?

907
00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:08,180
Can't hear you fighting.

908
00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:09,980
Okay, yep, yep, she,

909
00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:12,460
that's our little witty repartee.

910
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:14,780
That's what we do.

911
00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:15,619
She knows.

912
00:34:15,619 --> 00:34:17,220
We're gonna fist bump about it later.

913
00:34:17,220 --> 00:34:18,180
You know, right?

914
00:34:18,180 --> 00:34:19,019
No, we're not.

915
00:34:20,180 --> 00:34:21,860
Oh, she heard that.

916
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:24,260
When your hearing goes, you talk louder.

917
00:34:24,260 --> 00:34:25,099
Thanks.

918
00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:31,420
It's only the two of us.

919
00:34:31,420 --> 00:34:33,860
I feel like I'm singing to you now.

920
00:34:33,860 --> 00:34:36,860
When the moon in the middle

921
00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:39,420
is a big piece of pizza,

922
00:34:39,420 --> 00:34:41,380
that's the middle.

923
00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:42,220
Beautiful.

924
00:34:42,220 --> 00:34:43,300
Thank you, thank you.

925
00:34:44,180 --> 00:34:46,620
Starting with a song dynamic, it's very different,

926
00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:47,460
but it's just the two of us.

927
00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:49,220
It's just the two of us singing to each other.

928
00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:50,060
Yeah.

929
00:34:50,060 --> 00:34:50,900
Well, hello, Carla.

930
00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:52,420
Welcome to the middle. Hello.

931
00:34:52,420 --> 00:34:53,780
And to you, sir.

932
00:34:53,780 --> 00:34:54,620
Thank you.

933
00:34:54,620 --> 00:34:55,740
I hope you're having a lovely day.

934
00:34:55,740 --> 00:34:57,340
And you too, listeners. Lovely day.

935
00:34:57,340 --> 00:34:58,580
And you too.

936
00:34:58,580 --> 00:35:00,820
Just a couple quick things we wanna talk about.

937
00:35:00,820 --> 00:35:01,660
That's right.

938
00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:03,700
Number one, newsletter.

939
00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:04,620
You signed up yet?

940
00:35:04,620 --> 00:35:05,460
You should.

941
00:35:05,460 --> 00:35:06,820
Comes out once a month.

942
00:35:06,820 --> 00:35:08,180
There's like stuff in it.

943
00:35:08,180 --> 00:35:09,140
It's fun.

944
00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:11,500
Carla's the one who creates it

945
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,860
and she describes it as there's stuff in it.

946
00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:16,780
So, you know, that really just sums it up

947
00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:18,420
is whatever we have going on,

948
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:21,300
if we got together, we got pictures of that.

949
00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:25,099
If Tom cooked something real good, share that.

950
00:35:25,099 --> 00:35:27,940
Yeah, it's just like the printed version

951
00:35:27,940 --> 00:35:29,900
of like a little bit of our nonsense

952
00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:32,500
and like some scheduling information.

953
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:35,860
Which to my fault,

954
00:35:35,860 --> 00:35:38,980
has not been correct in the last four months.

955
00:35:38,980 --> 00:35:41,219
So thank you, Carla, for trying to keep up.

956
00:35:41,820 --> 00:35:43,060
It's correct in that, you know,

957
00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:45,220
like things are gonna come out.

958
00:35:45,220 --> 00:35:46,420
We're all just doing our best.

959
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:49,140
Aspirations always start really high.

960
00:35:52,140 --> 00:35:53,940
But yeah, you should sign up.

961
00:35:53,940 --> 00:35:56,820
Just go to the website and you can do it there

962
00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:58,020
and it's really easy.

963
00:35:58,020 --> 00:35:59,780
And while you're there,

964
00:35:59,780 --> 00:36:03,460
you could just maybe join Patreon at any level

965
00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:05,220
and then you can come join us for book club,

966
00:36:05,220 --> 00:36:08,820
which is coming up soon-ish, not scheduled,

967
00:36:08,820 --> 00:36:10,620
but will be scheduled very soon.

968
00:36:10,779 --> 00:36:13,420
And the book this time is

969
00:36:13,420 --> 00:36:16,179
Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi.

970
00:36:16,179 --> 00:36:17,900
And it's fun.

971
00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:19,259
And maybe you've read it anyway.

972
00:36:19,259 --> 00:36:21,059
And even if you haven't, you still have time

973
00:36:21,059 --> 00:36:22,659
because we need to get organized to meet up,

974
00:36:22,659 --> 00:36:25,139
but that's any patron can come.

975
00:36:25,139 --> 00:36:28,539
And we always have great conversations about the book,

976
00:36:28,539 --> 00:36:31,059
about, I don't know, life,

977
00:36:31,059 --> 00:36:34,420
about Kaijus probably this time,

978
00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:36,259
but it's a ton of fun.

979
00:36:36,259 --> 00:36:39,219
Tom and Amy and I are usually always there.

980
00:36:39,260 --> 00:36:44,260
And then a bunch of cool smart rad listeners are also there.

981
00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:47,820
And hey, maybe join the Discord too

982
00:36:47,820 --> 00:36:49,700
because all those cool smart rad listeners

983
00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,540
are definitely on there

984
00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:53,420
and they make your life better.

985
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:55,140
And there's a channel for the book club,

986
00:36:55,140 --> 00:36:57,060
for patrons in the Discord too

987
00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:59,220
to talk about the book as you're reading it,

988
00:36:59,220 --> 00:37:02,180
if there's questions or excitement.

989
00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:03,780
Because while I'm not there,

990
00:37:03,780 --> 00:37:06,700
I do enjoy seeing the excitement about the books

991
00:37:07,540 --> 00:37:09,220
and everybody back and forth.

992
00:37:09,220 --> 00:37:10,540
And it makes me want to read it.

993
00:37:10,540 --> 00:37:12,460
And then I usually go buy a book

994
00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:15,020
and it sits in the stack of now 20 books

995
00:37:15,020 --> 00:37:16,020
on my bedside table.

996
00:37:16,020 --> 00:37:20,020
So one time, one of those books will line up.

997
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:22,100
It'll time up and you'll be there

998
00:37:22,100 --> 00:37:23,220
and it'll be great.

999
00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:26,060
But yeah, we would love it if you came

1000
00:37:26,060 --> 00:37:27,660
because it's super fun.

1001
00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:29,420
Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

1002
00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:33,900
Any supporters of the show are invited to the book club

1003
00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:35,820
as well as many other great things.

1004
00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:37,100
So you can go check it out.

1005
00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:39,660
We've got some refresh of our crowdfunding

1006
00:37:39,660 --> 00:37:41,019
coming very soon too.

1007
00:37:41,019 --> 00:37:42,820
More about that next week.

1008
00:37:42,820 --> 00:37:44,940
See, this is me holding myself accountable.

1009
00:37:44,940 --> 00:37:46,019
Watch, I'll edit it out.

1010
00:37:46,019 --> 00:37:46,860
It'll be fun.

1011
00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:48,059
All right, everybody.

1012
00:37:48,059 --> 00:37:48,900
We'll get you back to the episode.

1013
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:49,940
Thank you so much for being here.

1014
00:37:49,940 --> 00:37:51,140
We'll talk to you soon.

1015
00:37:51,140 --> 00:37:51,980
Bye.

1016
00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:52,820
Okay, bye.

1017
00:37:54,539 --> 00:37:59,539
We go to the top

1018
00:37:59,580 --> 00:38:03,140
and it is the quote unquote layer action

1019
00:38:03,139 --> 00:38:08,139
and every creature in this space is now churning

1020
00:38:08,579 --> 00:38:13,059
and creating like this vortex of wind

1021
00:38:13,059 --> 00:38:18,059
and of like this cutting, biting air

1022
00:38:19,019 --> 00:38:21,420
that is cutting through the air around you.

1023
00:38:21,420 --> 00:38:24,179
Everybody make a constitution saving throw.

1024
00:38:25,379 --> 00:38:26,539
See, I got 17.

1025
00:38:26,539 --> 00:38:27,379
19.

1026
00:38:27,379 --> 00:38:29,059
Is this a magical effect?

1027
00:38:30,739 --> 00:38:31,579
Yeah.

1028
00:38:31,579 --> 00:38:32,400
Cool.

1029
00:38:33,139 --> 00:38:35,139
Nat 20 for Nihonder.

1030
00:38:35,139 --> 00:38:35,980
Sweet, so pretty cool.

1031
00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:36,819
Here's the one 20.

1032
00:38:36,819 --> 00:38:37,659
Nat.

1033
00:38:37,659 --> 00:38:38,500
24.

1034
00:38:38,500 --> 00:38:39,339
26.

1035
00:38:39,339 --> 00:38:40,579
Nat one for Lipsynchee.

1036
00:38:40,579 --> 00:38:43,739
So Nighhunter maybe did break my body.

1037
00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:44,579
I turned into Grant's sister.

1038
00:38:44,579 --> 00:38:45,420
Nuh-uh.

1039
00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:50,420
I tried really hard not to break you.

1040
00:38:51,619 --> 00:38:53,819
So only a really bad one was Lipsynchee.

1041
00:38:55,019 --> 00:39:00,019
So Lipsynchee, you're gonna take 38 slashing,

1042
00:39:00,779 --> 00:39:02,659
magical slashing damage.

1043
00:39:02,739 --> 00:39:04,299
Everybody else is gonna take half of that.

1044
00:39:04,299 --> 00:39:05,899
I believe that's 19.

1045
00:39:05,899 --> 00:39:09,579
As this wind and like feathers and scales

1046
00:39:09,579 --> 00:39:12,619
are like being churned up into this vortex

1047
00:39:12,619 --> 00:39:14,299
and shooting off of the sides

1048
00:39:14,299 --> 00:39:18,619
because I realized that Grants and Dancer on the outside.

1049
00:39:18,619 --> 00:39:22,179
So I just got to include you in the fun as you do.

1050
00:39:22,179 --> 00:39:24,379
Pazuzu's turn and he's looking not great

1051
00:39:24,379 --> 00:39:27,659
but he's realizing that he is losing.

1052
00:39:29,579 --> 00:39:30,420
Blood.

1053
00:39:30,420 --> 00:39:31,259
Blood.

1054
00:39:32,060 --> 00:39:36,100
But also the faith of his people, of his followers.

1055
00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:37,620
But didn't he just gather them all up

1056
00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:39,180
in his lair into a tornado?

1057
00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:40,020
Yeah.

1058
00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:42,420
It could be better.

1059
00:39:44,420 --> 00:39:47,060
Like it could include fire.

1060
00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:48,940
And you know there's murmurs among it

1061
00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:51,860
being like is Pazuzu really worthy?

1062
00:39:51,860 --> 00:39:54,660
Like we were gonna go for Pazaza in the last election.

1063
00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:57,020
I paid tickets to be here.

1064
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,460
Exactly.

1065
00:39:58,460 --> 00:40:00,380
He's gonna go for Vorunax.

1066
00:40:00,420 --> 00:40:05,059
That is going to be a 24 to hit with his big blade.

1067
00:40:05,059 --> 00:40:05,980
That'll hit.

1068
00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:09,099
So again, that's 42 slashing 10 necrotic

1069
00:40:09,099 --> 00:40:10,940
straight to your body.

1070
00:40:12,420 --> 00:40:13,820
And he lets out like this.

1071
00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:16,500
You don't understand it

1072
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:18,460
but he's screaming in infernal.

1073
00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:20,940
What would that sound like?

1074
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:21,780
Rarrr!

1075
00:40:21,780 --> 00:40:22,599
Rarrr!

1076
00:40:24,599 --> 00:40:26,860
And you hear from the top above all the wind.

1077
00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:29,260
That means fuck you.

1078
00:40:31,340 --> 00:40:32,579
No.

1079
00:40:32,579 --> 00:40:33,780
If you didn't get that.

1080
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:37,180
I mean the sentiment of a fuck you

1081
00:40:37,180 --> 00:40:39,180
is the same in any language, isn't it?

1082
00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:44,180
Well, Vorunax is down.

1083
00:40:45,460 --> 00:40:47,619
Vorunax is down?

1084
00:40:47,619 --> 00:40:48,460
Yeah.

1085
00:40:48,460 --> 00:40:49,900
Like a clown?

1086
00:40:51,099 --> 00:40:53,340
I mean definitely down like a clown, down to clown

1087
00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:56,140
but no I mean like I guess I hadn't healed

1088
00:40:56,140 --> 00:40:58,099
since our last interaction or anything.

1089
00:40:58,099 --> 00:40:59,940
I only had like 114.

1090
00:41:00,539 --> 00:41:01,820
Out of my total.

1091
00:41:01,820 --> 00:41:02,659
Oops.

1092
00:41:02,659 --> 00:41:05,300
Yeah, I'm on the ground.

1093
00:41:06,179 --> 00:41:09,500
But I can do my reaction to hellish rebuke, right?

1094
00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,340
Yeah, of course.

1095
00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:12,780
Fuck you too.

1096
00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:15,860
As you falling, you do whatever you do

1097
00:41:15,860 --> 00:41:16,700
to hellish rebuke.

1098
00:41:16,700 --> 00:41:17,700
Describe what that looks like

1099
00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:19,500
as you're falling limply to the ground.

1100
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:20,940
Fuck.

1101
00:41:20,940 --> 00:41:23,340
I say, if I had one more hit point

1102
00:41:23,340 --> 00:41:24,619
it'd be worse than this.

1103
00:41:24,619 --> 00:41:25,820
By one?

1104
00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:26,659
Son of a bitch.

1105
00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:27,699
Shit.

1106
00:41:28,739 --> 00:41:30,539
Yeah, you got me right to zero.

1107
00:41:30,539 --> 00:41:32,259
That's awesome.

1108
00:41:32,259 --> 00:41:33,099
Wow.

1109
00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:33,940
Shut your face.

1110
00:41:35,019 --> 00:41:37,059
From up above, you hear,

1111
00:41:38,019 --> 00:41:39,779
I think I've got something for that

1112
00:41:39,779 --> 00:41:42,019
and then frantic flipping through his book.

1113
00:41:44,099 --> 00:41:45,139
Vorunax, it's your turn.

1114
00:41:45,139 --> 00:41:47,179
Death saving throw, please.

1115
00:41:47,179 --> 00:41:48,420
Oh, well I still need that

1116
00:41:48,420 --> 00:41:49,659
dex saving throw from the...

1117
00:41:49,659 --> 00:41:51,059
No.

1118
00:41:51,059 --> 00:41:53,579
The man's dying, give him the dex saving throw.

1119
00:41:53,579 --> 00:41:54,420
17.

1120
00:41:54,460 --> 00:41:57,820
17 fails, so that is

1121
00:41:57,820 --> 00:41:59,139
39 fire damage.

1122
00:41:59,139 --> 00:41:59,980
Ooh.

1123
00:42:01,380 --> 00:42:04,539
Yeah, the boils, you don't see it

1124
00:42:04,539 --> 00:42:07,340
because you're going unconscious.

1125
00:42:08,260 --> 00:42:09,579
But everybody else sees it.

1126
00:42:09,579 --> 00:42:10,940
The blisters are popping

1127
00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:12,500
and muscles in you

1128
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:15,659
and it's in you is showing through the skin

1129
00:42:15,659 --> 00:42:19,860
and he is driving his sword deep into you,

1130
00:42:21,420 --> 00:42:23,019
driving you to the ground.

1131
00:42:23,980 --> 00:42:24,820
Okay.

1132
00:42:24,820 --> 00:42:29,300
And everybody else sees he's collapsing on top of it,

1133
00:42:29,300 --> 00:42:30,500
so losing strength.

1134
00:42:31,579 --> 00:42:32,579
That's a 17.

1135
00:42:33,820 --> 00:42:35,059
That's a success.

1136
00:42:36,099 --> 00:42:37,019
Night Hunter.

1137
00:42:38,019 --> 00:42:40,820
So Pazuzu's on the ground?

1138
00:42:42,820 --> 00:42:45,219
He's driving the sword into Vorunax

1139
00:42:45,219 --> 00:42:49,139
and everybody notices that he's losing strength

1140
00:42:49,139 --> 00:42:51,659
as he's trying to prop himself back up.

1141
00:42:51,819 --> 00:42:54,099
So he's having trouble readying himself.

1142
00:42:54,099 --> 00:42:55,460
Okay.

1143
00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:59,940
So, and how far away would you say that is from the...

1144
00:42:59,940 --> 00:43:00,859
Within 30 feet.

1145
00:43:00,859 --> 00:43:01,899
Okay.

1146
00:43:01,899 --> 00:43:05,859
So Night Hunter's going to run over

1147
00:43:05,859 --> 00:43:09,299
and with Corpse Grinder, take a whack

1148
00:43:09,299 --> 00:43:13,460
at his very thick, muscly neck.

1149
00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:14,779
I assume it's very thick and muscly.

1150
00:43:14,779 --> 00:43:16,980
It's so thick and muscly.

1151
00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:19,420
For a 25.

1152
00:43:19,420 --> 00:43:20,259
That will hit.

1153
00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:23,540
You roll with advantage.

1154
00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:24,380
Could be better.

1155
00:43:24,380 --> 00:43:25,700
Oh no, that was a three.

1156
00:43:25,700 --> 00:43:27,860
Very much aiming that one up.

1157
00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:30,380
So 1d12 plus seven.

1158
00:43:31,780 --> 00:43:36,020
Max damage for 19 and she's gonna do it again.

1159
00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:37,620
All right.

1160
00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:38,620
Oh, that's a three.

1161
00:43:38,620 --> 00:43:40,060
Oh shit, Jesus.

1162
00:43:40,060 --> 00:43:40,900
Don't panic.

1163
00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:42,500
Oh, that's a one, are you kidding me?

1164
00:43:42,500 --> 00:43:45,780
Okay, so three plus 13 is still four.

1165
00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:46,620
That doesn't hit.

1166
00:43:46,620 --> 00:43:47,940
16.

1167
00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:48,780
No, okay.

1168
00:43:49,220 --> 00:43:50,060
But.

1169
00:43:51,019 --> 00:43:52,940
That's not how math works.

1170
00:43:52,940 --> 00:43:57,940
But it like, you swing your axe through

1171
00:43:58,260 --> 00:44:00,940
and it cleaves into his neck

1172
00:44:00,940 --> 00:44:03,300
and he falls to the ground,

1173
00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:05,700
pulling the sword back out of Vorunax.

1174
00:44:06,980 --> 00:44:10,019
Your second one misses, not because of your bad rolls,

1175
00:44:10,019 --> 00:44:11,780
but because he's just not there anymore.

1176
00:44:11,780 --> 00:44:13,100
He's down at the ground.

1177
00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:15,460
Yeah, obviously you were aiming for the same spot

1178
00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:17,460
in like a swinging motion.

1179
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:19,420
So that's what it was, yeah.

1180
00:44:19,420 --> 00:44:20,260
Oh, of course.

1181
00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:21,099
Yeah.

1182
00:44:21,099 --> 00:44:22,220
That hinder doesn't feel bad,

1183
00:44:22,220 --> 00:44:23,059
but you don't hit him all the way.

1184
00:44:23,059 --> 00:44:27,980
But there's this deep red black ichor

1185
00:44:27,980 --> 00:44:31,380
like pouring down as he's trying to like grab

1186
00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:33,179
for his weapon down on the ground.

1187
00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:36,179
Thea.

1188
00:44:37,099 --> 00:44:40,300
Thea was behind Vorunax

1189
00:44:40,300 --> 00:44:43,539
and runs to catch up to him on the ground

1190
00:44:45,420 --> 00:44:46,900
and drops to her knees

1191
00:44:46,900 --> 00:44:51,059
and is like, you can't die.

1192
00:44:51,059 --> 00:44:52,380
You can't die.

1193
00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:57,380
And she touches his chest where he was stabbed

1194
00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:00,980
and casts Cure Wounds.

1195
00:45:00,980 --> 00:45:02,740
On him at level five,

1196
00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:07,740
he gets to regain five D8 plus four hit points.

1197
00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:10,780
Five D8 plus four.

1198
00:45:10,780 --> 00:45:11,820
Yeah, do I have to roll that?

1199
00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:12,660
Does he roll that?

1200
00:45:12,660 --> 00:45:13,740
You guys pick who rolls that.

1201
00:45:13,740 --> 00:45:14,980
Do you wanna roll it, Kyle?

1202
00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:15,820
No, you go for it.

1203
00:45:15,820 --> 00:45:17,539
Yeah, I don't know, Kyle.

1204
00:45:17,539 --> 00:45:18,380
I trust you.

1205
00:45:18,380 --> 00:45:20,300
I don't know if you should.

1206
00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:22,940
I'm just, funnel it, funnel it now.

1207
00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:24,180
Oh God, okay, five.

1208
00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:28,940
One, two, three.

1209
00:45:28,940 --> 00:45:29,780
I had to roll.

1210
00:45:29,780 --> 00:45:31,820
Is here you want one of these good ones?

1211
00:45:31,820 --> 00:45:33,059
Oh, get away from me.

1212
00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:36,860
So far you got three threes.

1213
00:45:36,860 --> 00:45:38,140
I didn't roll those ones yet.

1214
00:45:38,140 --> 00:45:38,980
Oh, I see.

1215
00:45:38,980 --> 00:45:39,820
I just put them in the middle.

1216
00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:42,340
Oh my God, I made a one.

1217
00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:47,100
Okay, 14 plus eight is 22,

1218
00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:51,420
plus four is 26, so you get 26 hit points back.

1219
00:45:51,420 --> 00:45:52,260
I'll take it.

1220
00:45:52,260 --> 00:45:56,980
Deep breath as Vorunax regains consciousness.

1221
00:45:56,980 --> 00:45:59,740
You're prone, but you are back.

1222
00:45:59,740 --> 00:46:01,940
Sorry, buddy, you're not out of this yet.

1223
00:46:02,820 --> 00:46:04,380
Thank you.

1224
00:46:04,380 --> 00:46:05,940
I'll get back at it.

1225
00:46:05,940 --> 00:46:06,780
Get out there.

1226
00:46:09,059 --> 00:46:11,300
Cool, okay.

1227
00:46:11,300 --> 00:46:12,140
That was cool.

1228
00:46:12,980 --> 00:46:14,819
I'm glad you're out since I brought anyone back

1229
00:46:14,819 --> 00:46:16,299
from the dead of any kind.

1230
00:46:16,299 --> 00:46:17,619
And Vorunax of all people.

1231
00:46:17,619 --> 00:46:18,460
I know, right?

1232
00:46:18,460 --> 00:46:19,299
Who knew?

1233
00:46:19,299 --> 00:46:22,379
If someone had told you that, like, you know,

1234
00:46:22,379 --> 00:46:23,219
a month ago.

1235
00:46:23,219 --> 00:46:28,219
Pazuzu, Icarus spurting, Vorunax breath of life

1236
00:46:28,579 --> 00:46:33,579
coming back to him, the swirling vortex is slowing,

1237
00:46:34,859 --> 00:46:37,059
and everybody's watching as Pazuzu,

1238
00:46:37,059 --> 00:46:42,059
nobody's coming to his aid, and it's Lipsinki.

1239
00:46:42,339 --> 00:46:46,500
Lipsinki's turn, as he's, like, bleeding out,

1240
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:50,059
reaching for his weapon, like, just blindly to his side,

1241
00:46:50,059 --> 00:46:51,699
he can't really, he doesn't seem to have

1242
00:46:51,699 --> 00:46:54,019
the strength to stand up.

1243
00:46:54,019 --> 00:46:57,019
Lipsinki, like, straight loses it

1244
00:46:57,019 --> 00:46:58,940
when she sees Vorunax go down,

1245
00:46:58,940 --> 00:47:03,179
because this is literally her only friend in the world.

1246
00:47:03,179 --> 00:47:06,900
She's literally only here because of him.

1247
00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:10,659
So I think she's just going to

1248
00:47:11,619 --> 00:47:14,460
just turn into, like, a ravening beast

1249
00:47:14,460 --> 00:47:19,460
with primal savagery, so I am going to just run at him

1250
00:47:21,899 --> 00:47:24,980
and attack with claws and biting

1251
00:47:24,980 --> 00:47:28,420
and just, like, in a primal, visceral way.

1252
00:47:29,259 --> 00:47:30,099
Yes.

1253
00:47:31,539 --> 00:47:33,219
Dirty 20.

1254
00:47:33,219 --> 00:47:34,059
Yeah, yeah.

1255
00:47:34,059 --> 00:47:35,460
Yes, that's gonna hit.

1256
00:47:36,539 --> 00:47:39,099
Well, you get to roll with advantage, too, right?

1257
00:47:39,139 --> 00:47:41,139
Oh, yeah.

1258
00:47:41,139 --> 00:47:42,699
Well, that's worse.

1259
00:47:42,699 --> 00:47:45,579
Okay, yeah, he is prone as well,

1260
00:47:45,579 --> 00:47:47,539
so yeah, absolutely, that's gonna hit.

1261
00:47:48,539 --> 00:47:52,339
He's gonna take four D10 damage,

1262
00:47:52,339 --> 00:47:55,940
and that is 19,

1263
00:47:55,940 --> 00:47:58,259
and, I mean, please bear in mind,

1264
00:47:58,259 --> 00:48:00,619
he is gigantic, and I'm very small,

1265
00:48:00,619 --> 00:48:03,339
and I'm just like, I'm like a hamster on him,

1266
00:48:03,339 --> 00:48:05,179
or something, I'm just going crazy.

1267
00:48:05,179 --> 00:48:06,699
I'm picturing the spider mouthy

1268
00:48:06,699 --> 00:48:08,819
from A Christmas Story when he fights the bullies.

1269
00:48:09,780 --> 00:48:11,580
So much swingin'.

1270
00:48:11,580 --> 00:48:14,140
What I'm really hoping is that this maybe

1271
00:48:14,140 --> 00:48:18,100
is the last straw for his, like, crowd of admirers,

1272
00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:21,940
because he is just getting, like, worked over

1273
00:48:21,940 --> 00:48:23,300
by this little gnome.

1274
00:48:25,220 --> 00:48:27,220
Everybody, it goes silent in there.

1275
00:48:27,220 --> 00:48:28,700
Like, well, all you hear is, like,

1276
00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:31,140
the sound of wings, like, beating,

1277
00:48:31,140 --> 00:48:33,420
just to keep them all hovering in spot,

1278
00:48:33,420 --> 00:48:38,420
as you straight up murder Pazoo.

1279
00:48:39,660 --> 00:48:43,220
There's Ickers spraying everywhere,

1280
00:48:43,220 --> 00:48:45,380
you're going feral on top of them,

1281
00:48:46,820 --> 00:48:51,820
and they all begin to lift out of the Coliseum,

1282
00:48:52,340 --> 00:48:55,740
and just kind of move slowly away,

1283
00:48:55,740 --> 00:48:59,420
leaving him to perish in the middle of this chamber.

1284
00:48:59,420 --> 00:49:01,100
Can I run over to Vorunax?

1285
00:49:01,100 --> 00:49:01,940
Yes, you can.

1286
00:49:01,940 --> 00:49:03,340
Or I guess he's right there.

1287
00:49:05,140 --> 00:49:07,460
Can I jump onto Vorunax, but gently,

1288
00:49:07,460 --> 00:49:09,019
and, like, spoon into him?

1289
00:49:10,059 --> 00:49:12,740
Come on, come on, buddy, you gotta, come on.

1290
00:49:12,740 --> 00:49:15,860
Vorunax, roll me a D100, please.

1291
00:49:15,860 --> 00:49:17,900
D100, you got it.

1292
00:49:19,699 --> 00:49:20,699
That's 25.

1293
00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:27,300
Lipsinki runs over, your head is, like, throbbing.

1294
00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:29,940
From the way you hit, or whatever,

1295
00:49:29,940 --> 00:49:32,059
you've suffered a severe concussion.

1296
00:49:33,139 --> 00:49:34,980
You have disadvantage on concentration checks,

1297
00:49:34,980 --> 00:49:38,219
maintaining a spell requires a DC-10 concentration check

1298
00:49:38,219 --> 00:49:40,699
at the end of each of your turns.

1299
00:49:40,699 --> 00:49:43,460
It can be healed using different healing spells,

1300
00:49:43,460 --> 00:49:48,300
but otherwise it lasts two D6 days if it's not addressed,

1301
00:49:48,300 --> 00:49:49,940
so it's gonna last six days,

1302
00:49:49,940 --> 00:49:51,340
unless otherwise addressed.

1303
00:49:54,179 --> 00:49:55,500
Yeah. Okay.

1304
00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:57,340
Mark all that down,

1305
00:49:57,340 --> 00:49:59,780
and as Lipsinki, like, jumps on top,

1306
00:49:59,780 --> 00:50:04,780
maybe like, ugh, but yes, I'm glad you're safe.

1307
00:50:05,139 --> 00:50:09,260
And I kinda just put my hand around her and, like, embrace.

1308
00:50:09,260 --> 00:50:13,099
Nighthunter walks up and takes the sword.

1309
00:50:14,619 --> 00:50:15,460
Good call.

1310
00:50:15,460 --> 00:50:17,460
Of the fucking guy, yeah.

1311
00:50:17,460 --> 00:50:20,820
Vorunax, if you die, then I don't even care,

1312
00:50:20,820 --> 00:50:23,820
I'm just gonna destroy the whole, the whole damn world.

1313
00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:26,059
So, we're trying to do this good thing,

1314
00:50:26,059 --> 00:50:27,740
but I'm certainly not doing it without you.

1315
00:50:27,740 --> 00:50:29,300
Well, and I'm not doing it without you,

1316
00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:31,940
which is why I felt so compelled

1317
00:50:31,940 --> 00:50:34,740
to just rush in so brashly.

1318
00:50:36,099 --> 00:50:37,900
I lean over to Thea, and I'm like,

1319
00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:39,659
we gotta keep him alive.

1320
00:50:39,659 --> 00:50:42,300
Yeah, no, definitely, for sure, for sure.

1321
00:50:43,260 --> 00:50:47,099
Yeah, so Dents walks over to Vorunax,

1322
00:50:47,099 --> 00:50:52,099
and he casts Cure Wounds at the third level,

1323
00:50:54,179 --> 00:50:59,179
and you get, oh, jeez, oh gosh, that was awful,

1324
00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:02,220
10 hit points.

1325
00:51:02,220 --> 00:51:03,060
Hell take them.

1326
00:51:04,180 --> 00:51:05,420
Doesn't take away your concussion,

1327
00:51:05,420 --> 00:51:07,620
but definitely gives you 10 hit points back.

1328
00:51:09,580 --> 00:51:12,340
Okay, well, you seem to be back up.

1329
00:51:12,340 --> 00:51:15,100
I guess we should probably go find the boat.

1330
00:51:15,100 --> 00:51:16,540
Everybody looks like they left.

1331
00:51:16,540 --> 00:51:20,180
Maybe they're gonna go try and vote in a new Pazoo Zoo.

1332
00:51:20,180 --> 00:51:22,740
So we should probably leave before they do that.

1333
00:51:23,740 --> 00:51:27,780
If I know anything about the chant that they said,

1334
00:51:27,820 --> 00:51:29,740
the ritual is not great.

1335
00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:32,620
Well, we stopped the ritual, though.

1336
00:51:32,620 --> 00:51:34,620
But how do you vote in a new Pazoo Zoo?

1337
00:51:35,820 --> 00:51:38,060
If the old one wanted your eyes and shit.

1338
00:51:39,019 --> 00:51:40,900
Naya Hunter's holding the sword and goes,

1339
00:51:40,900 --> 00:51:43,019
I could be the Pazoo Zoo.

1340
00:51:43,019 --> 00:51:44,380
We cut back to the boat.

1341
00:51:46,380 --> 00:51:48,060
Night Hunter's not there.

1342
00:51:48,060 --> 00:51:49,260
No, no, yeah.

1343
00:51:49,260 --> 00:51:50,100
What?

1344
00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:50,940
Because you're the new Pazoo Zoo.

1345
00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:52,860
I'm the new Pazoo Zoo.

1346
00:51:52,860 --> 00:51:55,019
Okay, we cut back to the boat,

1347
00:51:55,059 --> 00:51:58,739
and Dance gets you back on course,

1348
00:51:58,739 --> 00:52:01,259
and you're moving towards,

1349
00:52:01,259 --> 00:52:06,139
you see over this other tall, spiring tower,

1350
00:52:06,139 --> 00:52:08,980
all of these creatures swirling around,

1351
00:52:08,980 --> 00:52:11,139
and then there's this blood-red,

1352
00:52:12,699 --> 00:52:15,739
almost volcano-like fluid,

1353
00:52:15,739 --> 00:52:18,980
that magma that begins pouring from this tower.

1354
00:52:18,980 --> 00:52:21,099
No, I like volcano-like fluid.

1355
00:52:22,099 --> 00:52:22,940
Magma.

1356
00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:23,860
Magma.

1357
00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:26,660
Yeah, and there's sharks with frickin' laser beams, okay?

1358
00:52:27,660 --> 00:52:29,460
How does Awesome Powers make its way into life

1359
00:52:29,460 --> 00:52:30,300
every fourth episode?

1360
00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:32,460
I feel like it's been a little while, but.

1361
00:52:32,460 --> 00:52:33,620
It's just gotta.

1362
00:52:33,620 --> 00:52:34,940
I mean, Russ can't say magma.

1363
00:52:34,940 --> 00:52:35,780
I don't expect us to go with it.

1364
00:52:35,780 --> 00:52:37,059
Yeah, exactly.

1365
00:52:37,059 --> 00:52:38,660
Or forget the words magma.

1366
00:52:38,660 --> 00:52:39,660
It's in the contract.

1367
00:52:39,660 --> 00:52:41,340
Volcano liquid.

1368
00:52:41,340 --> 00:52:43,180
Volcano-like fluid is what I said.

1369
00:52:43,180 --> 00:52:44,420
Volcano-like fluid.

1370
00:52:44,420 --> 00:52:45,260
Okay, get it right.

1371
00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:47,220
I was trying to avoid it so hard.

1372
00:52:48,539 --> 00:52:49,780
Well, so it goes.

1373
00:52:50,740 --> 00:52:52,700
And gets you back on course,

1374
00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:56,420
and you're moving towards the portal

1375
00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:58,860
clocked by dense when you entered

1376
00:52:58,860 --> 00:53:03,380
as the one to take you straight to the Palace of Naratir.

1377
00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:05,260
How long do you think it'll take us to get there?

1378
00:53:05,260 --> 00:53:06,580
Oh, well.

1379
00:53:08,860 --> 00:53:11,580
Time is a construct.

1380
00:53:11,580 --> 00:53:13,020
Okay.

1381
00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:18,020
As someone who needs a bit of a rest now and then,

1382
00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:20,860
how long would you maybe say if I were to just sit

1383
00:53:21,220 --> 00:53:22,620
and meditate for a while?

1384
00:53:22,620 --> 00:53:25,260
How long do you think I'd have to meditate?

1385
00:53:25,260 --> 00:53:28,140
Oh, you could meditate for a long time.

1386
00:53:28,140 --> 00:53:31,780
It's almost like you could meditate

1387
00:53:31,780 --> 00:53:36,059
for a long, restful period.

1388
00:53:36,059 --> 00:53:39,180
That's, I need that, yes.

1389
00:53:39,180 --> 00:53:41,860
I would also really like that.

1390
00:53:41,860 --> 00:53:44,740
And then, do you just sort of slingshot us

1391
00:53:44,740 --> 00:53:49,340
through that last portal, or you take us

1392
00:53:49,340 --> 00:53:51,220
right to the?

1393
00:53:51,220 --> 00:53:52,660
Curbside, right?

1394
00:53:52,660 --> 00:53:55,460
Curbside, right, to Orcus's Tower, okay.

1395
00:53:57,059 --> 00:53:58,300
I just do my job.

1396
00:53:58,300 --> 00:53:59,140
And you do it damn well.

1397
00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:00,660
You're doing it so good.

1398
00:54:00,660 --> 00:54:01,500
So well.

1399
00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:02,579
Admirably.

1400
00:54:02,579 --> 00:54:04,500
Grancis, we really could have used your help back there.

1401
00:54:04,500 --> 00:54:05,380
What the fuck were you doing?

1402
00:54:05,380 --> 00:54:07,260
I made myself invulnerable.

1403
00:54:07,260 --> 00:54:08,420
Are you still invulnerable?

1404
00:54:08,420 --> 00:54:09,780
And she punches his shoulder.

1405
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:11,380
Oh, didn't even feel it.

1406
00:54:11,380 --> 00:54:15,220
10 whole minutes, which I feel like just wore off.

1407
00:54:15,220 --> 00:54:17,420
So you got me right at the right time.

1408
00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:19,220
That's fantastic, Grancis.

1409
00:54:20,180 --> 00:54:24,020
I could have made you invulnerable if you were me.

1410
00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:29,460
Well, if you were me, then I'd be you.

1411
00:54:29,460 --> 00:54:31,380
And I would have used your body to stand up here

1412
00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:33,380
and cast a spell on myself.

1413
00:54:33,380 --> 00:54:35,620
And then join the battle?

1414
00:54:35,620 --> 00:54:38,100
Yes, that would be the big difference.

1415
00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:39,660
Yeah, I mean, Vorunax definitely,

1416
00:54:39,660 --> 00:54:41,180
whatever body Vorunax was in,

1417
00:54:41,180 --> 00:54:42,860
he definitely joined the battle.

1418
00:54:42,860 --> 00:54:45,780
He wouldn't just be up there picking up the popcorn

1419
00:54:45,780 --> 00:54:48,540
that the person kept dropping on the ground

1420
00:54:48,539 --> 00:54:49,380
when they were getting knocked over.

1421
00:54:49,380 --> 00:54:50,860
That's right, we saw you do that.

1422
00:54:50,860 --> 00:54:54,820
Dents pulls Yui's and, you know.

1423
00:54:54,820 --> 00:54:56,539
Takes a scenic route, you know.

1424
00:54:56,539 --> 00:55:01,059
Just kind of shows you all of what Pazoozooville,

1425
00:55:01,059 --> 00:55:03,579
what did I call it, Pazoonia,

1426
00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:07,300
all of what Pazoonia has to offer

1427
00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:09,300
takes you by the popcorn.

1428
00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:11,860
They're gonna have to rename the whole town.

1429
00:55:11,860 --> 00:55:15,940
This, this fort is different from this other fort.

1430
00:55:15,940 --> 00:55:17,739
I know they look the same,

1431
00:55:17,780 --> 00:55:22,500
but this port has crinkle fries

1432
00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:26,260
and that fort has curly fries.

1433
00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:27,580
What's regional delicacy?

1434
00:55:27,580 --> 00:55:28,620
It's a big distinction.

1435
00:55:28,620 --> 00:55:29,780
Really just, you know,

1436
00:55:29,780 --> 00:55:32,340
make sure that people know that they're home.

1437
00:55:32,340 --> 00:55:34,140
I wonder if the sword is special.

1438
00:55:34,140 --> 00:55:35,340
Yes.

1439
00:55:35,340 --> 00:55:36,340
Sword's special.

1440
00:55:37,260 --> 00:55:38,580
Sword's special, yes.

1441
00:55:38,580 --> 00:55:41,340
I will tell you about the sword at another time.

1442
00:55:41,340 --> 00:55:42,460
In Dumgeon's downtime.

1443
00:55:42,460 --> 00:55:43,300
Yeah, probably.

1444
00:55:44,820 --> 00:55:45,820
Thea just goes to,

1445
00:55:45,820 --> 00:55:47,180
it's just at the back of the boat

1446
00:55:47,220 --> 00:55:49,780
and just like meditating the shit out of.

1447
00:55:49,780 --> 00:55:52,300
Your long rest takes infinitely shorter period of time

1448
00:55:52,300 --> 00:55:53,460
than everybody else's long rest.

1449
00:55:53,460 --> 00:55:57,660
So you're just there for the scenic rendezvous

1450
00:55:57,660 --> 00:55:58,500
that's happening.

1451
00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:01,060
But once that long rest is done

1452
00:56:01,060 --> 00:56:02,980
and you've all clicked your buttons,

1453
00:56:02,980 --> 00:56:05,420
still maintaining your concussion Vorunax

1454
00:56:05,420 --> 00:56:06,620
at this present moment.

1455
00:56:08,620 --> 00:56:09,460
It's ready.

1456
00:56:09,460 --> 00:56:12,180
Dense is ready to take you on through

1457
00:56:12,180 --> 00:56:13,980
and you proceed through the portal

1458
00:56:13,980 --> 00:56:15,300
and it leads you through

1459
00:56:15,300 --> 00:56:20,300
and it's like all light around you is sucked out

1460
00:56:21,980 --> 00:56:26,980
and there's this low droning sound that washes over you.

1461
00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:31,060
And Vorunax and lip-synchy,

1462
00:56:31,060 --> 00:56:34,980
you have this weird,

1463
00:56:34,980 --> 00:56:38,300
oddly juxtaposed sense of home

1464
00:56:38,300 --> 00:56:41,060
as soon as it washes over you.

1465
00:56:41,060 --> 00:56:44,539
Everybody else, there is a chill that washes over you.

1466
00:56:44,539 --> 00:56:47,259
Everybody make a wisdom saving throw

1467
00:56:47,259 --> 00:56:49,019
at disadvantage, please.

1468
00:56:49,019 --> 00:56:50,659
Oh, question.

1469
00:56:50,659 --> 00:56:52,099
When we had our long rest,

1470
00:56:52,099 --> 00:56:55,539
did our exhaustion level reset?

1471
00:56:55,539 --> 00:56:57,699
I believe exhaustion goes away.

1472
00:56:57,699 --> 00:56:59,619
Okay, we have to.

1473
00:56:59,619 --> 00:57:00,659
By one level, yeah,

1474
00:57:00,659 --> 00:57:02,619
so if you only have one then, yeah.

1475
00:57:02,619 --> 00:57:06,059
A 14 after disadvantage, Russ.

1476
00:57:06,059 --> 00:57:08,619
10 after disadvantage.

1477
00:57:10,739 --> 00:57:12,380
That's a dirty 20.

1478
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:14,340
13.

1479
00:57:15,380 --> 00:57:16,420
Seven for Nighthunter.

1480
00:57:17,579 --> 00:57:19,340
Oh, and if you're within 10 feet of me,

1481
00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:20,659
you get a plus four to your roll.

1482
00:57:20,659 --> 00:57:21,860
Oh, okay.

1483
00:57:21,860 --> 00:57:23,739
So it's 11 for Nighthunter.

1484
00:57:23,739 --> 00:57:24,579
I mean, we're all in a boat.

1485
00:57:24,579 --> 00:57:25,420
I assume we're all there.

1486
00:57:25,420 --> 00:57:26,259
Fuck off.

1487
00:57:26,259 --> 00:57:27,579
Nat one for Thea.

1488
00:57:27,579 --> 00:57:29,820
So 14, 14 for Dense.

1489
00:57:29,820 --> 00:57:31,139
Oh no.

1490
00:57:31,139 --> 00:57:33,779
Does my plus 11 count and then plus my four?

1491
00:57:34,820 --> 00:57:37,179
Or is Nat one just like, that's it?

1492
00:57:37,179 --> 00:57:39,420
No, it's plus your whatever.

1493
00:57:39,420 --> 00:57:40,460
Okay, so 16.

1494
00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:42,980
Wow, has Nat one never been better?

1495
00:57:43,980 --> 00:57:44,820
Teamwork.

1496
00:57:45,619 --> 00:57:48,820
Vorunax and Lipsinki, you're oddly fine.

1497
00:57:48,820 --> 00:57:50,900
Not oddly, it's because it's familiar.

1498
00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:52,019
It's home to you.

1499
00:57:53,019 --> 00:57:55,059
Everybody else, even with all the plus fours

1500
00:57:55,059 --> 00:57:57,820
and extra rolls and whatever else you did.

1501
00:57:58,900 --> 00:58:01,179
I worked hard for that.

1502
00:58:01,179 --> 00:58:03,420
All gain one level of madness.

1503
00:58:04,420 --> 00:58:05,260
And meanwhile, they're like,

1504
00:58:05,260 --> 00:58:08,179
Paris and Rome, I wanna go home.

1505
00:58:08,180 --> 00:58:09,020
Oh.

1506
00:58:11,900 --> 00:58:13,500
Michael Buble over here.

1507
00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:14,780
Cancun, bringing it.

1508
00:58:14,780 --> 00:58:19,300
The boat continues forward and this looming presence,

1509
00:58:19,300 --> 00:58:23,980
your eyes adjust slightly to like this bioluminescent

1510
00:58:23,980 --> 00:58:27,060
glow out over these roiling hills.

1511
00:58:27,060 --> 00:58:29,100
And you look and for the people who've been here

1512
00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:30,020
for the first time,

1513
00:58:30,020 --> 00:58:34,420
this is part of why this madness has overtaken you.

1514
00:58:35,300 --> 00:58:38,700
Like all of these hills are like this bubbling ichor

1515
00:58:38,700 --> 00:58:42,180
and they're all made of these patchwork flesh

1516
00:58:42,180 --> 00:58:46,340
that extend out and beyond the landscape.

1517
00:58:46,340 --> 00:58:50,860
You hear and see movement off in the distance

1518
00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:53,579
that your eyes can't quite focus on.

1519
00:58:53,579 --> 00:58:58,579
And you see ahead of you this tall spiring palace

1520
00:59:00,099 --> 00:59:04,380
built of bone and sinew and flesh

1521
00:59:05,340 --> 00:59:07,380
and it's extending to a sky that you can't see.

1522
00:59:08,300 --> 00:59:13,300
And it's glowing this eerie,

1523
00:59:14,619 --> 00:59:19,420
like just sickening white amidst all of this blackness.

1524
00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:25,500
And dense pulls the boat up to this ramshackled town

1525
00:59:27,660 --> 00:59:29,579
at the base of this cliff,

1526
00:59:29,579 --> 00:59:32,940
a distance away from this palace.

1527
00:59:32,940 --> 00:59:36,860
And you hear the sound bubbling up from the river

1528
00:59:36,860 --> 00:59:41,860
and its skeletal arms as they extend up and out

1529
00:59:42,380 --> 00:59:45,099
and begin folding down upon themselves

1530
00:59:45,099 --> 00:59:47,820
to make this bridge from the boat

1531
00:59:47,820 --> 00:59:50,300
to this town at the base of this cliff.

1532
00:59:51,700 --> 00:59:53,619
Here we go, guys.

1533
00:59:53,619 --> 00:59:55,659
Remember to give me five scars.

1534
00:59:56,659 --> 00:59:59,860
We'll make sure to do that before we go in there.

1535
01:00:00,620 --> 01:00:03,860
Really important to have a great rating, just saying.

1536
01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:07,700
Vorunax, you first, after you.

1537
01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:13,980
Well, if you're all ready, let's do this.

1538
01:00:14,220 --> 01:00:15,579
You all step off the boat

1539
01:00:15,579 --> 01:00:19,460
and onto this skeletal bridge that's formed

1540
01:00:19,460 --> 01:00:22,940
and dense with now his only one oar

1541
01:00:22,940 --> 01:00:26,900
begins slowly paddling away back up the river sticks

1542
01:00:26,900 --> 01:00:29,140
to pick up his next fare.

1543
01:00:29,179 --> 01:00:33,019
Oh no, wait, wait, wait, dance.

1544
01:00:33,019 --> 01:00:34,859
And then I toss him some soul coins

1545
01:00:34,859 --> 01:00:39,299
because he really stepped out pretty big

1546
01:00:39,299 --> 01:00:42,099
and this was an above and beyond sort of.

1547
01:00:42,099 --> 01:00:43,299
He became part of the team.

1548
01:00:43,299 --> 01:00:44,139
Thanks.

1549
01:00:45,059 --> 01:00:50,059
And he comes back around and he puts his hand out

1550
01:00:50,460 --> 01:00:55,460
so that everyone can huddle up one,

1551
01:00:55,460 --> 01:00:58,219
yeah, a little huddle up again.

1552
01:00:58,260 --> 01:01:03,260
He casts, he casts heroism at the sixth level

1553
01:01:06,460 --> 01:01:09,340
when everyone puts their hand in.

1554
01:01:09,340 --> 01:01:14,340
So on your travels, you gain an extra four hit points.

1555
01:01:15,340 --> 01:01:17,820
It's only up to one minute,

1556
01:01:17,820 --> 01:01:19,660
but get an extra four hit points.

1557
01:01:19,660 --> 01:01:21,340
You don't know when I'm gonna stub my toe.

1558
01:01:21,340 --> 01:01:22,500
It's the thought that counts.

1559
01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:26,380
Oh no, you gain four hit points

1560
01:01:26,380 --> 01:01:28,660
and you're immune from being frightened, so.

1561
01:01:28,660 --> 01:01:29,500
Relevant.

1562
01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:31,900
So it's scary out there for a minute

1563
01:01:31,900 --> 01:01:34,420
and I'm going off, Dents is on his way.

1564
01:01:35,780 --> 01:01:37,180
Remember Five Skies.

1565
01:01:42,180 --> 01:01:46,340
Dumbgeons and Dragons, season two, episode 142,

1566
01:01:46,340 --> 01:01:48,940
starring Amy More as Thea in Night Hunter,

1567
01:01:48,940 --> 01:01:52,340
Carla Maxted as Lipsinki, Tom Laird as Flint

1568
01:01:52,340 --> 01:01:55,700
with Kyle Claset as Vorunax, Cicero Holmes as Dents

1569
01:01:55,740 --> 01:01:57,780
and Russ More as your dungeon master.

1570
01:01:57,780 --> 01:01:59,980
Dialogue editing by Carla Maxted

1571
01:01:59,980 --> 01:02:01,940
and sound design by Russ More.

1572
01:02:01,940 --> 01:02:04,380
This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound

1573
01:02:04,380 --> 01:02:07,260
and Artlist and sound effects from Epidemic Sound,

1574
01:02:07,260 --> 01:02:09,100
Boom Library and Sound Ideas.

1575
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:11,380
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1576
01:02:11,380 --> 01:02:14,380
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1577
01:02:14,380 --> 01:02:17,140
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1578
01:02:17,140 --> 01:02:20,380
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1579
01:02:20,380 --> 01:02:23,380
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1580
01:02:23,380 --> 01:02:24,980
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1581
01:02:24,980 --> 01:02:28,500
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1582
01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:32,179
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1583
01:02:32,179 --> 01:02:34,659
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1584
01:02:34,659 --> 01:02:35,940
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1585
01:02:35,940 --> 01:02:37,019
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1586
01:02:37,019 --> 01:02:38,260
We'll talk to you soon.

1587
01:02:40,260 --> 01:02:41,659
Uh, 19.

1588
01:02:43,860 --> 01:02:45,460
Stop looking at my shit.

1589
01:02:45,460 --> 01:02:46,579
Start being honest now,

1590
01:02:46,579 --> 01:02:48,980
you don't have to hear the D.

1591
01:02:48,980 --> 01:02:51,619
And there's chanting all around

1592
01:02:51,619 --> 01:02:53,260
and everybody's, it's in this,

1593
01:02:54,260 --> 01:02:57,980
Cicero, damn it, Cicero, sorry.

1594
01:02:57,980 --> 01:03:00,780
Dents and Varnocks.

1595
01:03:00,780 --> 01:03:02,220
You really made that sound like it's false.

1596
01:03:02,220 --> 01:03:03,060
Cicero, god damn it.

1597
01:03:03,060 --> 01:03:04,180
Cicero, damn it.

1598
01:03:04,180 --> 01:03:07,500
Right, why's your name so cool?

1599
01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:08,620
It sounds made up.

1600
01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:12,660
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.